Posts Tagged: sex

A small compilation of dirty jokes!

Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars. “Husband : “How about the ones like mine? “Wife : “Those they gave away. “Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off pussys. The pretty ones went… Read more »

Top 10 Dirty Jokes from Shakespeare

Many of Shakespeare’s iconic plays feature risqué humor, with crude jokes hidden throughout his works. Romeo And Juliet At the beginning of Romeo and Juliet, Romeo’s sex life is as barren as Frank Herbert’s Dune(though judging by how the play ends, it really doesn’t get that much better once he meets Juliet). As he laments this fact,… Read more »

Amazing Porn Movie Puns

I must admit that I mistakenly purchased Game of Bones before… I really liked it though, almost as much sex as the original Game of Thrones. Which ones have you seen?

We’re all sexual deviants – Doctor Masters

You’re a public figure, Dr. Masters, so I must point out that if you accept this plea, you will be required to go into that courtroom and stand in front of a jury and the press, and admit to being a sexual deviant. Sexual deviant. I’m a scientist who’s spent decades of my life researching… Read more »

The old couple having sex * Joke

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged them… Read more »

Masters of Sex * The woman who couldn’t conceive

I was oddly moved by this heartfelt conversation from Masters of Sex (Season 3 Ep 2). When a woman cannot conceive, especially when an heir to the throne is needed, it’s a national tragedy. It’s even worse for the couple involved as the pressure is coming from all around them. “The tubes have already been… Read more »

The two guys are giving up women for life * Joke

These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader’s… Read more »