Posts Tagged: parenting

How to bring up your child without a sense of Entitlement

A young man was applying for a high position in a big company. He passed the initial interview and was going to meet the director for the final interview. The Director saw his resume, it was excellent. And asked him: – you received a scholarship at school? The young man replied – I didn’t. –… Read more »

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The Fluffy Bunny Game

Fluffy Bunnies – the Game Fluffy bunnies is a game, which is usually played at teenage parties, but anyone can play. The idea is to see how many marshmallows a person can fit in his or her mouth. If just shoving marshmallows into one’s mouth isn’t bad enough, another idea behind fluffy bunnies is that… Read more »

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Harsh Words

I ran into a stranger as he passed by. “Oh excuse me please” was my reply. He said, “Please excuse me too; I wasn’t watching for you.” We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye. But at home a different story is told, how we treat… Read more »

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A few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the basement with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and the morning paper in the other. I turned the dial up into the phone portion of the band on my ham radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning swap net. Along the way,… Read more »

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Answers given by 2nd graders

Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super… Read more »

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Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______… Read more »

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Cute Babies

Because Christmas is coming and all the people I know (including myself) like to cuddle in front of a warm fire and watch cute things, here I am fulfilling a need. Loads of babies with inspirational quotes. Like: My mind is like a parachute…it functions only when open. The pursuit of happiness is the chase… Read more »

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Keep Away From Children

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact,… Read more »