Funny Dogs The Talking Dog * Joke 5 Aug 20174 Aug 2017 A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the…
Funny People Stupid things people said in court 21 Jun 2017 The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so…
Funny People Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. 27 Mar 201723 Mar 2017 The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the…
Funny People The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog * Joke 26 Mar 201723 Mar 2017 One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk says,…
Funny People A few Christmas Jokes * Clean 23 Dec 201619 Dec 2016 What does everyone start Christmas Day with? The letter 'C'! What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? Santa in reverse! What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol? Jungle bells! Son: Mom, can I…
Funny People The perfect couple and Santa have an accident 21 Dec 201619 Dec 2016 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy,…
Funny People Santa and the sexy blonde * Joke 20 Dec 201619 Dec 2016 One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho…
Funny People The salesman and the podiatrist * Joke 19 Dec 2016 Podiatry (/poʊˈdaɪətri/) or podiatric medicine (/poʊdiˈætrᵻk/ or /poʊˈdaɪətrᵻk/) is a branch of medicine devoted to the study, diagnosis, and medical and surgical treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle and…
Funny People The trucker * Joke 25 Oct 2016 A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life. "Hey Roadway driver, who are the two biggest fags…
Funny People The South American Blow Job Toad * Joke 24 Sep 201623 Sep 2016 A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, "What's in the box?" The older…
