Adult Content A martian couple visits Earth * Joke 8 Mar 2018 A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do…
Funny People Joke * The horny friend 5 Mar 2018 Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl…
Adult Content All about attraction 31 Jan 2018 Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel? Hmm, in any case, I do know it's a four-lane highway, but it takes two to use the…
Funny People The Gambler’s Revenge * Joke 19 Jan 2018 A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of…
Funny People Terrible Dad Jokes – Read on if you want to cringe a little 1 Dec 2017 "What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1" "My dad literally told me this one last week: 'Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.'" "Why…
Funny People Doctor, Doctor Jokes 22 Nov 2017 Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out." Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit. Patient: Doctor, Doctor,…
Funny People In this life I’m a woman * Joke 14 Nov 20179 Nov 2017 In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but…
Funny Dogs The Talking Dog * Joke 5 Aug 20174 Aug 2017 A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the…
Funny People Stupid things people said in court 21 Jun 2017 The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so…
Funny People Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. 27 Mar 201723 Mar 2017 The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the…
