Roses are red, Violets are blue, Candles are years Happy Birthday to you!
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn’t get with the program. Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well. When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites. Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory…. Read more »
Here I sit, in the hall of vapors. Some darn fool done stole the papers. The bell has rung I must not linger. Look out ass here comes my finger.
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
You know you’re a cat person when… …you refer to going to the bathroom as “using the litter box.” …you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. …you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber. …you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) Insist that your e-mail address be email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Encourage… Read more »
And one joke: Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow! Q: What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi? A: Obi-Juan Kenobi Q: What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out… Read more »
I must admit that I mistakenly purchased Game of Bones before… I really liked it though, almost as much sex as the original Game of Thrones. Which ones have you seen?