Posts Tagged: drunk

The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog * Joke

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk says, “Hey, I’ve got an idea – we put our money together and buy a hot dog.” The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, says, “What… Read more »

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The wrong approach * Joke

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage…. Read more »

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DO RE MI BY Homer J. Simpson

[beer]DO = The Stuff That Buys The Beer! [beer]RAY = The Guy That Sells The Beer! [beer]ME = The Guy Who Drinks The Beer! [beer]FA = A Long Way To Get Beer! [beer]SO = I`ll Have Another Beer! [beer]LA = A LATTA Beer [beer]TEA = No Thanks, I`m Drinking Beer..! [beer][beer][beer] ( Looks Into Empty… Read more »

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Drunken Awards 2012

Now you all know that my favourite poison is tea (loads of it and as sugary as possible) and the one thing I have avoided doing ever since reaching puberty at 12 was drink. I don’t drink nor do I smoke so I can say I’m a teetotal. There are loads of people who do… Read more »