Posts Tagged: drinking

In Vino Veritas

Went on a drinking night last night with my friends from work and since I don’t drink alcohol, I ended up chauffeuring people to and from the party place.

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Drinking – Joke

Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: Three 6 packs Lady: How much per 6 pack Man: about $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month… Read more »

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DO RE MI BY Homer J. Simpson

[beer]DO = The Stuff That Buys The Beer! [beer]RAY = The Guy That Sells The Beer! [beer]ME = The Guy Who Drinks The Beer! [beer]FA = A Long Way To Get Beer! [beer]SO = I`ll Have Another Beer! [beer]LA = A LATTA Beer [beer]TEA = No Thanks, I`m Drinking Beer..! [beer][beer][beer] ( Looks Into Empty… Read more »

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Stupid Women Drivers

This morning on the way to Wal*Mart, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway… Read more »

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30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 13

Day 13 — I once got so drunk and lost control and this is what I was told I did and have no reason to doubt it… This is a really easy one as I don’t drink. Period. Nor Smoke. My only addiction is sex (and books and rock’n’roll)! The reason I don’t drink can… Read more »