Posts Tagged: computer

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Computer viruses

Ellen Degeneres virus Your PC suddenly claims it’s a MAC. Monica Lewinsky virus Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Titanic virus Makes your whole computer go down. Disney virus Everything in the computer goes Goofy. Mike Tyson virus Quits after one byte. Prozac virus Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care…. Read more »

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Computer Jokes

“Apple” (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. “Hex Dump” – Where Witches put used Curses? “I drank WHAT!?” – Socrates (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer *I* didn’t do it, the *computer* did it! ?ti t’nseod ,nainognilK sdnuos tI A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A flashlight is a case… Read more »