Posts Tagged: cats

Tell-tell signs you’re secretly a cat person

You know you’re a cat person when… …you refer to going to the bathroom as “using the litter box.” …you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. …you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber. …you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.

From my cats, Tabby is the only cat left..

I started off with three kittens, one got stolen, I had two left which I named Tabby and Shiro Shiro is the white one! A few life events follow and my two precious kittens are now teens and looking cute and fluffy. My two cats growing up | Tabby has kittens! One of them manages… Read more »

The cat * date gone wrong

“Last year, when I had just started my first period, the boy I liked asked me out. I suggested that he and a friend come over to my house to watch movies. We had recently gotten a kitten, and she liked to take things out of the trash and carry them around. While we were… Read more »

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Mr Cat * Jokes

“What happened to your cat? He was running around the whole village like the devil was on his tail.” – “Well he got castrated yesterday and now he’s canceling all his dates.” Emergency call at the police station: “Please come quick. It’s a life and death situation. Our dog has become very aggressive. He might… Read more »

What the cat thought… and a few other purrfect jokes

One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.” “Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked. “Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”

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When God made the Cat

When God made the world, He chose to put animals in it, and decided to give each whatever it wanted. All the animals formed a long line before His throne, and the cat quietly went to the end of the line. To the elephant and the bear He gave strength, to the rabbit and the… Read more »