Why did the chicken cross the road?

ea377936de1ffe7dd9bbf91893131525Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion maintained.
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La vie sexuelle de l’homme.

or in English, The Sexual life of a human.

VIESEXUE

From 10 to 15 he’s like a monkey – likes to peel his banana
From 16 to 20 he’s like a giraffe – likes to eat all the flowers
From 21 to 30 he’s like a bird of prey – eating anything he can catch
From 31 to 40 he’s like an eagle – catching anything that can be eaten
From 41 to 50 he’s like a parrot – he talks more than he eats
From 51 to 60 he’s like the wolf – he pursues Little Red Riding Hood but ends up eating Grandma
From 61 to 70 he’s like a cricket – he sings and sings and sing but does not eat
From 71 to 80 he’s like the vulture – he has pains here and pains there…
From 81 to death he’s like a pigeon – he only shits..

I shall not submit to forcible cheer! A set of cartoons that will make you try to…

It’s that time of the year again and while I love the carols and the tinsel and the holy, there is something else I love more: the holiday fun! The time has come to make you laugh a little. Beware – some of the items in this gallery will require parental advisory!