Posts Tagged: animals

Animal Jokes for today

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “Sex?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?” Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.” Reporter: “Holy cow!” Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.” Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?” Man: “Yes, horse… Read more »

Short Jokes about Rabbits

How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting. How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods. How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit. Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her… Read more »

A tale of two dinosaurs or how Jurassic World re-invents evolution

Went to see “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” last night and while I nodded at the recycled content, and sometimes cringed at the terrible dialogue and absolutely hated the two minor side-kicks (the doctor and the programmer) for being to obnoxious, I loved a few bits about the movie that I shall talk about.

Sing along: Who’s done it better?

Classic Mozart, Magic Flute, one of the most difficult highs ever attempted, and was done by his sister, back in the day.

Cuteness overload in Storks!

I saw the new “Storks” last night and I must say, the animator that did the water and the ice and all the rain scenes must get a raise! It looked so real! And technically, all the emotions portrayed in the movie were genuine and I kinda cried in parts! Storks story Traditionally, storks have… Read more »

The South American Blow Job Toad * Joke

A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, “What’s in the box?” The older guy says matter-of-factly, “A South American Blow Job Toad.” The young guy looks around. “Can I try it?”