Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “Sex?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?” Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.” Reporter: “Holy cow!” Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.” Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?” Man: “Yes, horse… Read more »
How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting. How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods. How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit. Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her… Read more »
And one joke: Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Went to see “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” last night and while I nodded at the recycled content, and sometimes cringed at the terrible dialogue and absolutely hated the two minor side-kicks (the doctor and the programmer) for being to obnoxious, I loved a few bits about the movie that I shall talk about.
Claws of Fury Midnight Yelping
Classic Mozart, Magic Flute, one of the most difficult highs ever attempted, and was done by his sister, back in the day. https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FClassicFM%2Fvideos%2F10155393981984260%2F&show_text=0&width=400
I saw the new “Storks” last night and I must say, the animator that did the water and the ice and all the rain scenes must get a raise! It looked so real! And technically, all the emotions portrayed in the movie were genuine and I kinda cried in parts! Storks story Traditionally, storks have… Read more »
A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, “What’s in the box?” The older guy says matter-of-factly, “A South American Blow Job Toad.” The young guy looks around. “Can I try it?”
And here are the rest of the photoshopped beauties! 🙂
Love what these guys did with the simple use of Photoshop! Which one is your favourite?