• Fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant…

    “I finished the Oreo’s.” “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs 40 pounds.”

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    Posted on September 1, 2019 by
  • How to get through a very long flight!

    I’ve just booked a monster travel plan for next year and it features a 13h flight to Singapore followed by a 7h flight to Sydney and another 5h flight to Apia, Samoa (with the inherent layovers it’s a staggering 35h spent travelling!). All, of course, served up with the always delightful inevitability of severe jet… Read more »

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    Posted on August 23, 2019 by
  • The Devil is in the Details (Underworld Jokes)

    A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and… Read more »

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    Posted on August 21, 2019 by
  • Dolor y Gloria – Almodovar returns with this glorious movie

    I’m a huge fan of the Spanish director Amodovar and being the movie goer that I am – I went to see a Spanish movie called “Pain and Glory” without realising Almodovar was the one behind it. When his name appeared on the title credits, I was tapping my feet in excitement. From the opening… Read more »

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    Posted on August 19, 2019 by
  • Once upon a time in Hollywood – or how Tarantino got too nostalgic

    Let me tell you I love Quentin Tarantino’s movies. I’ve seen all of them – including some of the less popular ones – so I was pretty excited to go see “Once upon a time in Hollywood” with a cool looking trailer and a 3h runtime close to the Avengers & LoTR zones. With huge… Read more »

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    Posted on August 16, 2019 by
  • A small compilation of dirty jokes!

    Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars. “Husband : “How about the ones like mine? “Wife : “Those they gave away. “Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off pussys. The pretty ones went… Read more »

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    Posted on August 15, 2019 by
  • The Power to Cut things off – Contd (2)

    First Chop: The power to cut things off – 1st branch I’ve had some time away to meditate as to what I want to chop off next. Accounts and passwords have been turned off / changed. Things have been packed. Things have been thrown away. Things have been gifted. At the end of the day, they… Read more »

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    Posted on August 10, 2019 by
  • Throwback Thursday #Ronettes

    I freaking love the original (and not the many many remixes and tape-overs. And look at that cute hair!). I heard it first with the Dirty Dancing sountrack which I played ad nauseam when I was young!

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    Posted on August 8, 2019 by
  • The power to cut things off – 1st branch

    So it’s not only Mr. Vader who has the ability to chop things off. I do too. I’ve entered a stage where I’ve had to re-evaluate a lot of things in my life and prune off the branches that will not bear fruit. To deconstruct the dead flower until I find the rotten bits and… Read more »

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    Posted on August 8, 2019 by
  • Post-adoption depression

    So I’m sure everyone has heard or may be familiar with the concept of “pre-natal depression”. There is such a thing as “post-adoption” depression and I think I’m slowly going through it. The feelings of euphoria have dissipated and almost everyday I’m thinking “Am I doing the right thing?“, “Is this the right path for… Read more »

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    Posted on July 30, 2019 by