OMG! I binge watched “Marianne” today and it was freaking scary. Perfect for the upcoming Halloween! I’m talking really scary due to the well used horror tropes: elderly possessed woman (like The Skeleton Key) Creepy children Scary dreams Demons! Falling teeth one hanged woman Slowly walking bloodied bodies I think what really got me was… Read more »

My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. and he’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore. … it’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it… Read more »

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE – “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!”

Here I sit, in the hall of vapors. Some darn fool done stole the papers. The bell has rung I must not linger. Look out ass here comes my finger.

Hunting attorneys for sport has lately become somewhat of a past time for people. Enough so that the government has stepped in with new laws limiting such things as who can hunt them, how many can be hunted, and by what means…

“Swear to me swear to me that if it isn’t dead you’ll all come back.” I was terribly excited to see the release of IT Chapter 2. So excited that last night, from 7PM until 1AM (about 5.5h) I sat down in a very comfortable chair watching the IMAX release of IT Chapter 2 preceded… Read more »

Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.

I decided to take my best friend out for her birthday to go and see The Entertainer in Milton Keynes. My friend cancelled at the last minute so I decided to go and see it by myself and use her seat as a bag holder 🙂 Milton Keynes Theatre this week entertains us with an… Read more »