• Answering machine at the Mental Hospital…

    “Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline … If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

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    Posted on January 26, 2021 by
  • Arkansas Etiquette

    Some Arkansas etiquette tips… My apologies to friends from Texas, North Carolina, West Virginia, and other parts of the country who may feel left out. PERSONAL HYGIENE While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys. Proper use of toiletries can forestall… Read more »

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    Posted on January 25, 2021 by
  • Great Reasons To Be A Guy…

    Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can… Read more »

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    Posted on January 20, 2021 by
  • Confucius Says – Funny Sayings

    America good place to put Chinese restaurant. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

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    Posted on January 18, 2021 by
  • Star Wars … with Pants

    Just in case you think you’ve heard it all… We got our hands on a little known about revision of the original Star Wars movie script that substitutes the word “pants” into many of the lines… Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

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    Posted on January 12, 2021 by
  • Southern Medical Terms

    Benign……………………. What you be, after you be eight. Artery……………………. The study of paintings. Bacteria………………….. Back door to cafeteria. Barium……………………. What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section…………… A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan…………………… Searching for Kitty. Cauterize…………………. Made eye contact with her. Colic…………………….. A sheep dog. Coma……………………… A punctuation mark. D&C………………………. Where Washington is. Dilate……………………. To… Read more »

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    Posted on January 10, 2021 by
  • The Swearing Pianist – Joke

    This bloke walks into the poshest restaurant in town and says, “Where’s the god damn, mother fucking Manager you cock sucking arse wipe.” The waiter is naturally taken aback and replies, “Excuse me, sir, but could you please refrain from using that sort of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as… Read more »

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    Posted on January 8, 2021 by
  • Meet me, the new Project Manager

    Based on your response, you may want to work on the following areas. Communication Managing a project can be a highly stressful. Good communication skills are essential in helping you to work effectively, build solid stakeholder relationships, prevent unnecessary misunderstandings, and navigate day-to-day deadlines. Successful project management communication is about being supportive, remaining on top… Read more »

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    Posted on January 4, 2021 by
  • Some things I’ve learned from my children over the years…

    1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3 year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the… Read more »

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    Posted on January 3, 2021 by
  • Funny Pics for the new 2021!

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    Posted on January 1, 2021 by