• Things not to say to a cop when you’re pulled over…

    I only had one officer Mr. Keg.. Back off Barney, I’ve got a piece. Want to race to the station, Sparky? I know I was weaving, but I can’t find the Honeycomb Hideout! On the way to the station let’s get a twelve pack. You’ll never get those cuffs on me…You Pussy! Come on write… Read more »

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    Posted on February 13, 2021 by
  • List of Barbies Never Seen

    The Barbie doll enjoys being one of the worlds most popular toys. However, along the way to getting that status, there were a number of doll variations that never quite made it. This is a list of the Barbie dolls that you most likely haven’t seen on store shelves lately… Click to rate this post!… Read more »

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    Posted on February 12, 2021 by
  • This is the ultimate guide to good food eating for bachelors

    1. BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable “spots” that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are good indications that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment. 2. CANNED GOODS: Any canned goods that have… Read more »

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    Posted on February 9, 2021 by
  • Frenemies may make these comments! Or you might! * Funny

    When you hear these comments don’t assume their positive sound is all they intend to be. Backhanded comments really are a kicker. “That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure.” “You’re smarter than you look.” “You drive very well, for a woman.” Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

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    Posted on February 6, 2021 by
  • Compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers..

    Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High”. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Click to rate this post! [Total:… Read more »

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    Posted on February 3, 2021 by
  • Some more funny pics! 2021 Rules!

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    Posted on February 1, 2021 by
  • 50 fun things for professors to do on the first day of class…

    1.Wear a hood with one eye hole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises. 2.After confirming everyone’s names on the roll, thank the class for attending “Advanced Astrodynamics 690” and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop. 3.After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream “MY PACEMAKER!” 4.wear a pointed Kaiser helmet… Read more »

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    Posted on January 30, 2021 by
  • Home Remedies for clumsy people

    It is always important to have a plan of action ready in case an unfortunate event occurs at home. Here are some helpful tips that could really help out… 1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don’t panic. Simply pour a kettle of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage… Read more »

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    Posted on January 28, 2021 by
  • Answering machine at the Mental Hospital…

    “Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline … If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

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    Posted on January 26, 2021 by
  • Arkansas Etiquette

    Some Arkansas etiquette tips… My apologies to friends from Texas, North Carolina, West Virginia, and other parts of the country who may feel left out. PERSONAL HYGIENE While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys. Proper use of toiletries can forestall… Read more »

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    Posted on January 25, 2021 by