• Compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers..

    Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High”. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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    Posted on February 3, 2021 by
  • Some more funny pics! 2021 Rules!

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    Posted on February 1, 2021 by
  • 50 fun things for professors to do on the first day of class…

    1.Wear a hood with one eye hole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises. 2.After confirming everyone’s names on the roll, thank the class for attending “Advanced Astrodynamics 690” and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop. 3.After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream “MY PACEMAKER!” 4.wear a pointed Kaiser helmet… Read more »

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    Posted on January 30, 2021 by
  • Home Remedies for clumsy people

    It is always important to have a plan of action ready in case an unfortunate event occurs at home. Here are some helpful tips that could really help out… 1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don’t panic. Simply pour a kettle of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage… Read more »

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    Posted on January 28, 2021 by
  • Answering machine at the Mental Hospital…

    “Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline … If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

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    Posted on January 26, 2021 by
  • Arkansas Etiquette

    Some Arkansas etiquette tips… My apologies to friends from Texas, North Carolina, West Virginia, and other parts of the country who may feel left out. PERSONAL HYGIENE While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys. Proper use of toiletries can forestall… Read more »

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    Posted on January 25, 2021 by
  • Great Reasons To Be A Guy…

    Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can… Read more »

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    Posted on January 20, 2021 by
  • Confucius Says – Funny Sayings

    America good place to put Chinese restaurant. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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    Posted on January 18, 2021 by
  • Star Wars … with Pants

    Just in case you think you’ve heard it all… We got our hands on a little known about revision of the original Star Wars movie script that substitutes the word “pants” into many of the lines…

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    Posted on January 12, 2021 by
  • Southern Medical Terms

    Benign……………………. What you be, after you be eight. Artery……………………. The study of paintings. Bacteria………………….. Back door to cafeteria. Barium……………………. What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section…………… A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan…………………… Searching for Kitty. Cauterize…………………. Made eye contact with her. Colic…………………….. A sheep dog. Coma……………………… A punctuation mark. D&C………………………. Where Washington is. Dilate……………………. To… Read more »

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    Posted on January 10, 2021 by