movies

8Jun 20178 Jun 2017

Wonder woman against the coke-sniffing Nazi general

Guess who’s been to see Wonder Woman late last night? After the massive hype surrounding the movie and seeing Wonder…

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Nearly finished my 2017 Oscar List. How far have you guys come?

La La Land (2016) 3/10 A jazz pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. (128 mins.) Pros: Lovely…

XXX – Xander Cage should have stayed retired

I usually start disliking a movie when the credits sequence is over 1 minute long. This movie has a VERY…

Angels in America – The Theatrical Version from NT Live

It has been quite a while since I've posted anything and I wanted to return with a bang. No more slashing of terrible movies (because I've seen quite a few…

Dumbest things heard by Miss America contestants

23 Jun 201721 Jun 2017

Amidst the pressure to win the crown and the hustle-bustle of the days spent preparing for it, there are bound to be some mess-ups. Here are some of the most…

The Mummy Reboot – What was Tom Cruise thinking?

That jumbled mess of a movie made no sense... I tried to explain it to a friend this weekend and it went like this: Two US soldiers out on enemy…

Stupid things people said in court

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so…

Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things

. Surveillance should precede saltation. 4. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. 5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid. 6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is…

Sing along: Who’s done it better?

17 May 201716 May 2017

Classic Mozart, Magic Flute, one of the most difficult highs ever attempted, and was done by his sister, back in the day. https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FClassicFM%2Fvideos%2F10155393981984260%2F&show_text=0&width=400 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SZbVS0pBjo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvemPyOJZEY

The old couple having sex * Joke

14 May 201712 May 2017

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"…

The man, the Legend, King Arthur (Londominium born and bred)

11 May 201711 May 2017

I have been surprised and thrilled about the amount of adrenaline-filled excitement that was the new Guy Ritchie movie King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Continue reading "The man, the…

13 Reasons Why- Hannah’s Poem

"What if I can't hum on key? What if my melodies are the ones nobody hears? Some people can recognize a tree, a front yard, and know they've made it home." "How…

Masters of Sex * The woman who couldn’t conceive

17 Apr 201710 Apr 2017

I was oddly moved by this heartfelt conversation from Masters of Sex (Season 3 Ep 2). When a woman cannot conceive, especially when an heir to the throne is needed,…