• Translation Joke – Archeology

    An esteemed professor of archeology was back from a dig in Israel where the oldest settlement in that part of the world had been discovered, along with a tablet containing drawings of what was thought to be the world’s oldest writing. The professor was there to give a slide show lecture and the hall was… Read more »

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    Posted on March 6, 2012 by
  • Creative Business Cards

    A business card is a way to introduce yourself to a potential client, investor or a way to generate a buzz. The people who had these business cards created had all three things in mind. If you want one for your company, why not give these guys a ring? They are UK based and their… Read more »

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    Posted on March 6, 2012 by
  • Twelve Monks – Joke

    Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached… Read more »

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    Posted on March 5, 2012 by
  • Poetry for Nerds

    T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. Snowman The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens, While visions… Read more »

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    Posted on March 5, 2012 by
  • When Hell Freezes Over

    I believe you have all heard the expression “When Hell Freezes Over!” – but did you know that the Black Sea did actually freeze? Several Years even? Pictures are taken from the Romanian and Ukrainian sea side. If you have more photos, please mail them to me 🙂 Click to rate this post! [Total: 0… Read more »

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    Posted on March 4, 2012 by
  • Chuck Norris is Awesome

    When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. There… Read more »

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    Posted on March 3, 2012 by
  • An Alcoholic, An Adulterer and A Hippy – Joke

    In the days just before the final judgement, Satan decides to be lienient on the next three Humans to fall. And chooses to test them for a return to Life. The first guy: An alcoholic, who in his gluttonous state, drank himself to death. Was given the option to spend 100 years in a locked… Read more »

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    Posted on March 2, 2012 by
  • Blonde Jokes

    Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat! Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. Q: Why don’t they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna. Q: What’s the… Read more »

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    Posted on March 2, 2012 by
  • Happy 1st of March! Martzishor fericit!

    It’s the 1st of March and to all the ladies out there, here’s my present: hunky hunks hunking around! Sexy or what? Which one is your favourite? I currently sway between Daniel Craig and Heath Ledger (when he still had hair). I must have a thing for blondes 😀 [slideshow] Click to rate this post! [Total:… Read more »

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    Posted on March 1, 2012 by
  • Top Ten Windows Errors

    1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3. Close your eyes and press escape three times. 4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 5. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding. 6. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)… Read more »

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    Posted on February 29, 2012 by