• Blonde Jokes

    Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat! Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. Q: Why don’t they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna. Q: What’s the… Read more »

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    Posted on March 2, 2012 by
  • Happy 1st of March! Martzishor fericit!

    It’s the 1st of March and to all the ladies out there, here’s my present: hunky hunks hunking around! Sexy or what? Which one is your favourite? I currently sway between Daniel Craig and Heath Ledger (when he still had hair). I must have a thing for blondes 😀 [slideshow]

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    Posted on March 1, 2012 by
  • Top Ten Windows Errors

    1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3. Close your eyes and press escape three times. 4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 5. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding. 6. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)… Read more »

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    Posted on February 29, 2012 by
  • Great Bumper Stickers

    Great Bumper Stickers

    Stickers you can put on your car and you can rest assured that people will honk when they read these

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    Posted on February 28, 2012 by
  • A biker and a cop

    A guy was riding his Hyabusa at 95 on the M62, when he noticed a jam sandwich coming up behind him. The patrol car flashed him and put on the blues. The rider wound on the throttle and got up to 110, the copper was still there, he wound it up to 130, still the… Read more »

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    Posted on February 28, 2012 by
  • If Microsoft Built Bikes…

    1 – New seats would require everyone to have the same size ass. 2 – We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Petrol(tm). 3 – The oil, charge, petrol, and other warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Protection Bike Fault” warning light. 4 – Sun Motorsystems would make a bike that was… Read more »

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    Posted on February 27, 2012 by
  • Politically Correct Male and Female Descriptions

    “Politically Correct” Male Descriptions He does not have a beer gut… He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not quiet… He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is not stupid… He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time… He discovers Alternative Destinations. He is not balding… He… Read more »

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    Posted on February 26, 2012 by
  • Computer Cases

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    Posted on February 25, 2012 by
  • English to Chinese – Funny Translations

    Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man – Dum Gai Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Dam Thing!! Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table… Read more »

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    Posted on February 24, 2012 by
  • WC Collection

    Have you ever been interested in other people’s toilet bowls? They ARE nicer than yours!

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    Posted on February 24, 2012 by