• Politically Correct Male and Female Descriptions

    “Politically Correct” Male Descriptions He does not have a beer gut… He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not quiet… He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is not stupid… He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time… He discovers Alternative Destinations. He is not balding… He… Read more »

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    Posted on February 26, 2012 by
  • Computer Cases

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    Posted on February 25, 2012 by
  • English to Chinese – Funny Translations

    Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man – Dum Gai Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Dam Thing!! Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table… Read more »

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    Posted on February 24, 2012 by
  • WC Collection

    Have you ever been interested in other people’s toilet bowls? They ARE nicer than yours!

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    Posted on February 24, 2012 by
  • Funny Adds in Romania

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    Posted on February 23, 2012 by
  • When You See These People – You will want to say OMG!

    Best way to proceed when meeting one of these people is taking a picture and using it to show your parents that this is your new date (boyfriend or girlfriend). Most of these were taken in Romania, but there are some with Americans as well (you can do the guessing). The following two would win… Read more »

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    Posted on February 22, 2012 by
  • Police Quotes

    These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write… Read more »

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    Posted on February 21, 2012 by
  • Types of Pussy

    1. Expensive Pussy Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following – fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category. Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great. Disadvantages: Many, mostly in… Read more »

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    Posted on February 20, 2012 by
  • Women Driving

    Nothing worse than some women driving! Now – I would be a bitch if I did not say it also happened to me! In 2009 I got stuck with my red Golf in the middle of a mud field. Here I was thinking that a golf is the same as a 4×4… It isn’t! It… Read more »

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    Posted on February 19, 2012 by
  • Office Terms for the busy people

    BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves. SALMON DAY – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get… Read more »

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    Posted on February 19, 2012 by