Posts Categorized: Police

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Never Argue with a Woman.

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.. The peace… Read more »

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A biker and a cop

A guy was riding his Hyabusa at 95 on the M62, when he noticed a jam sandwich coming up behind him. The patrol car flashed him and put on the blues. The rider wound on the throttle and got up to 110, the copper was still there, he wound it up to 130, still the… Read more »

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Police Quotes

These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write… Read more »