A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ‘ I clocked you at 80miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.’ Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: ‘Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.’… Read more »
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.. The peace… Read more »
Day 26 — I would break the law to save a loved one if… I’d get a share of the cash. 🙂 If my loved one decided to crack open a safe, rob a bank or even take one penny out of every internet transaction, I would want a cut and then we can both… Read more »
A guy was riding his Hyabusa at 95 on the M62, when he noticed a jam sandwich coming up behind him. The patrol car flashed him and put on the blues. The rider wound on the throttle and got up to 110, the copper was still there, he wound it up to 130, still the… Read more »
These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write… Read more »