30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 26

Day 26 — I would break the law to save a loved one if…

I’d get a share of the cash. 🙂 If my loved one decided to crack open a safe, rob a bank or even take one penny out of every internet transaction, I would want a cut and then we can both live like fugitives in the Maldives. I would be his gettaway driver, I would be his accomplice or even help on the money laundering process.

I was even joking to him that I would have loved to be a mobster wife. Your hubby coming back from a transaction with a sexy scar on his face, smelling of gunpowder! I would find it most appealing. I would be cool with anything as long as it’s not drugs. I’m not cool with drugs.

The other approach of answering the question would be when he’s not breaking the law and I would to save him. Hmmm, in what instances do you have to break the law to save an innocent person? I would say it’s actually helping the law to save them. I feel a scenario coming up. What if he’s been targeted by some really bad guys who want to kill him and the cops are corrupt or not doing their jobs. I would be breakin’ an’ entering the bad guy’s lot with a machine gun and get rid of the problem myself.
Gangster Lady

A biker and a cop

A guy was riding his Hyabusa at 95 on the M62, when he noticed a jam sandwich coming up behind him.

The patrol car flashed him and put on the blues.

The rider wound on the throttle and got up to 110, the copper was still there, he wound it up to 130, still the copper was there. he wound it up to 150, still the copper was there. To cut a long story short this went on until he was doing 195. By now the biker decided it was a fair cop and pulled over on to the hard shoulder.

The copper got out and said

“Look mate it’s five minutes to the end of my shift, I’m tired and I’ve already got a pile of paperwork give me one good reason why I shouldn’t book you.”

The biker replied

“To tell the truth my wife ran off with a copper last week and I thought you might be bringing her back.”

Police Quotes

These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.

“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

“The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”

“So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

“The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?”

“No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.”

“Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

“Life’s tough, it’s tougher if you’re stupid.”

“In God we trust, all others are suspects.”