So I’m currently watching Money Heist and I just heard a very truthful depiction on how domestic violence starts. Quote below: “It’s not what I imagine if I think of…” “Of what? Of a battered woman? Because I carry a gun, don’t I? Look, the fact is, it doesn’t start with a slap. If so,… Read more »
I only had one officer Mr. Keg.. Back off Barney, I’ve got a piece. Want to race to the station, Sparky? I know I was weaving, but I can’t find the Honeycomb Hideout! On the way to the station let’s get a twelve pack. You’ll never get those cuffs on me…You Pussy! Come on write… Read more »
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. You’re not going to check the trunk, are you? Gee, that gut sure doesn’t… Read more »
I have seen “Let’s be cops” last night and I started cringing really hard at the stuff the guys impersonating cops were doing and how much the other cops let them get away with it without catching on to the fact that they are fake. Now, if I were a civilian being asked to pull… Read more »
A police officer in Penticton stops at a local ranch. He talks with an old rancher, and tells him.” I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs”. The rancher says, ” OKay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he is pointing out the location. The police officer verbally explodes… Read more »
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So I saw this a while back on 9GAG and was surprised to see how many people actually were bored… – 4 reports in Fort Worth in 4 Weeks in 2012 – http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/03/22/3829820/hid-the-body-text-prank-may-lead.html – 1 report in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada in 2012 – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118439/I-hid-body–Prank-text-human-remains-sees-womans-house-surrounded-police.html – 1 report in Texas, Arkansas, US – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/14/arkansas-teen-texts-prank_0_n_1346262.html These were the only reported ones… Read more »
Thank you NRA for giving women a choice. I know there are a lot of anti-firearms advocates out there but the proper use of guns (and I say proper) can save lives. Plus they are so cool. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]
I used to spend hours playing this game! I got real good too! I nearly thought I could become a motorbike racer when I grew up but whoops, I realized I was already grown up so no go! For those who want to give it a go, you can download it for free from this… Read more »
The Suspect There was an exam at the Police to elect a new lieutenant. So, they bring each of the interviewees and show them a profile picture of the suspect. “What can you tell us about this man?” asks the commission. The first cop responds: “Well… he only has one ear.” They throw him out and… Read more »