Posts Categorized: Funny People

Mother Taught Me

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE – “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!” Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

Poetry from a bathroom stall

Here I sit, in the hall of vapors. Some darn fool done stole the papers. The bell has rung I must not linger. Look out ass here comes my finger. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

Attorney Hunting Season is Open!

Hunting attorneys for sport has lately become somewhat of a past time for people. Enough so that the government has stepped in with new laws limiting such things as who can hunt them, how many can be hunted, and by what means… Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

This is the private diary of a Viagra housewife…

Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

The Devil is in the Details (Underworld Jokes)

A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and… Read more »

A small compilation of dirty jokes!

Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars. “Husband : “How about the ones like mine? “Wife : “Those they gave away. “Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off pussys. The pretty ones went… Read more »

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The bells and the armless man * Joke

After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had… Read more »

In Vino Veritas

Went on a drinking night last night with my friends from work and since I don’t drink alcohol, I ended up chauffeuring people to and from the party place. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]