Posts Categorized: Funny People

I’m a Professional Nurse * Joke

I won’t laugh, said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over 15 years of working here, I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay, then,” Said Randy, and he proceeded to drop his pants revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AA battery…. Read more »

Ancient Chinese Torture * Joke

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?” “Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one… Read more »

An American goes to China Joke

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

Animal Jokes for today

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “Sex?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?” Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.” Reporter: “Holy cow!” Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.” Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?” Man: “Yes, horse… Read more »

Genuine Complaints Received by Councils

My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasĀ fungus growing in it. and he’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore. … it’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it… Read more »