A guy was riding his Hyabusa at 95 on the M62, when he noticed a jam sandwich coming up behind him. The patrol car flashed him and put on the blues. The rider wound on the throttle and got up to 110, the copper was still there, he wound it up to 130, still the… Read more »
“Politically Correct” Male Descriptions He does not have a beer gut… He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not quiet… He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is not stupid… He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time… He discovers Alternative Destinations. He is not balding… He… Read more »
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man – Dum Gai Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Dam Thing!! Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table… Read more »
Have you ever been interested in other people’s toilet bowls? They ARE nicer than yours! Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]
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Best way to proceed when meeting one of these people is taking a picture and using it to show your parents that this is your new date (boyfriend or girlfriend). Most of these were taken in Romania, but there are some with Americans as well (you can do the guessing). The following two would win… Read more »
These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write… Read more »
Nothing worse than some women driving! Now – I would be a bitch if I did not say it also happened to me! In 2009 I got stuck with my red Golf in the middle of a mud field. Here I was thinking that a golf is the same as a 4×4… It isn’t! It… Read more »
BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves. SALMON DAY – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get… Read more »
Ten worst pick up lines: 1. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 2. Excuse me is that a space suit you’re wearing, because your ass is out of this world. 3. If I follow you home, will you keep me? 4. The voices in my head say you should go out… Read more »