T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. Snowman The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens, While visions… Read more »
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. There… Read more »
In the days just before the final judgement, Satan decides to be lienient on the next three Humans to fall. And chooses to test them for a return to Life. The first guy: An alcoholic, who in his gluttonous state, drank himself to death. Was given the option to spend 100 years in a locked… Read more »
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat! Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. Q: Why don’t they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna. Q: What’s the… Read more »
A guy was riding his Hyabusa at 95 on the M62, when he noticed a jam sandwich coming up behind him. The patrol car flashed him and put on the blues. The rider wound on the throttle and got up to 110, the copper was still there, he wound it up to 130, still the… Read more »
“Politically Correct” Male Descriptions He does not have a beer gut… He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not quiet… He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is not stupid… He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time… He discovers Alternative Destinations. He is not balding… He… Read more »
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man – Dum Gai Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Dam Thing!! Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table… Read more »
Have you ever been interested in other people’s toilet bowls? They ARE nicer than yours! Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]
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Best way to proceed when meeting one of these people is taking a picture and using it to show your parents that this is your new date (boyfriend or girlfriend). Most of these were taken in Romania, but there are some with Americans as well (you can do the guessing). The following two would win… Read more »