Posts Categorized: Funny People

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Funny Parent Definitions

Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family… AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too. DEFENSE: what you’d better have around… Read more »

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A dog called SEX

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to… Read more »

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In the beginning … Joke

In the beginning after God created Adam and Eve, he asked, “Which one would like to pee standing up?” Adam went crazy, shouting that he wanted to pee standing up. “Fine,” said God, “Women get multiple orgasms.” Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

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Very Very Scared People

These are some fantastic images taken from a haunted house ride in the US Canada (www.NightmaresFearFactory.com; www.Facebook.com/NightmaresFearFactory) I laughed so hard when I saw these and I keep imagining how terrible those people must have felt. Definitely, when I’m coming to the US Canada I’ll be giving these guys a visit. In comparison, the house… Read more »

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End of the World Joke

So God brings Obama, Sarkozy and Bill Gates to his office and says “Men, I’ve decided to bring an end to the world this Thursday — I want you to go back and tell your people.” Upon his return, Obama holds a press conference and says “People of America, I have good news and bad news. The good news… Read more »

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8th of March Follow-up

I said I will post the picture of myself wearing the daring costume of the 8th of March. Even though I originally wanted to go for the Fairytale land, I changed my mind (I’m a woman and thus allowed to do so when I please) and went for a very cute set of ruffled panties… Read more »

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Translation Joke – Archeology

An esteemed professor of archeology was back from a dig in Israel where the oldest settlement in that part of the world had been discovered, along with a tablet containing drawings of what was thought to be the world’s oldest writing. The professor was there to give a slide show lecture and the hall was… Read more »