Posts Categorized: Funny People

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A dog called SEX

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to… Read more »

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In the beginning … Joke

In the beginning after God created Adam and Eve, he asked, “Which one would like to pee standing up?” Adam went crazy, shouting that he wanted to pee standing up. “Fine,” said God, “Women get multiple orgasms.”

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Very Very Scared People

These are some fantastic images taken from a haunted house ride in the US Canada (www.NightmaresFearFactory.com; www.Facebook.com/NightmaresFearFactory) I laughed so hard when I saw these and I keep imagining how terrible those people must have felt. Definitely, when I’m coming to the US Canada I’ll be giving these guys a visit. In comparison, the house… Read more »

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End of the World Joke

So God brings Obama, Sarkozy and Bill Gates to his office and says “Men, I’ve decided to bring an end to the world this Thursday — I want you to go back and tell your people.” Upon his return, Obama holds a press conference and says “People of America, I have good news and bad news. The good news… Read more »

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8th of March Follow-up

I said I will post the picture of myself wearing the daring costume of the 8th of March. Even though I originally wanted to go for the Fairytale land, I changed my mind (I’m a woman and thus allowed to do so when I please) and went for a very cute set of ruffled panties… Read more »

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Translation Joke – Archeology

An esteemed professor of archeology was back from a dig in Israel where the oldest settlement in that part of the world had been discovered, along with a tablet containing drawings of what was thought to be the world’s oldest writing. The professor was there to give a slide show lecture and the hall was… Read more »

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Creative Business Cards

A business card is a way to introduce yourself to a potential client, investor or a way to generate a buzz. The people who had these business cards created had all three things in mind. If you want one for your company, why not give these guys a ring? They are UK based and their… Read more »

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Twelve Monks – Joke

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached… Read more »

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Poetry for Nerds

T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. Snowman The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens, While visions… Read more »