Posts Categorized: Funny People

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30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 29

Day 29 — My television is showing the same show on every channel. I really don’t mind watching ____________ (from the 1960’s) and I really love this show because… aww dude! I never watch TV! I definitely don’t watch 60’s shows. At best, I used to watch 80’s shows like “Quantum Leap” and “Married with… Read more »

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30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 28

Day 28 — If I could do one thing that is socially unacceptable and know I would not be judged, I would… be singing Limp Biskit’s “Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ yeah!” every time a person in a wheelchair would pass by. You did say socially unacceptable no? And I’ve been dying to do it too! I… Read more »

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30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 22

Day 22 — Allowing another person to fully love me means they must… get over my rowdy nature. I ain’t gonna change and that’s set. I have some habits that are well set in stone and I have quite a personality. I use it to the max when I want something. I’m not nagging but… Read more »

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30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 13

Day 13 — I once got so drunk and lost control and this is what I was told I did and have no reason to doubt it… This is a really easy one as I don’t drink. Period. Nor Smoke. My only addiction is sex (and books and rock’n’roll)! The reason I don’t drink can… Read more »

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30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 7

Day 07 — I went to see a psychic, and was given the opportunity to ask three questions – I would ask… 1. What is my sexual orientation? (I’ll be winking at her if she’s a woman or sit dead serious if he’s a man) 2. Are zebras white with black stripes or black with… Read more »

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30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 6

Day 06 — My worst cooking disaster involved chicken supreme and my loved one It was a beautiful December morning when I misread a receipe for Chicken Supreme. I was planning a romantic dinner for two following this receipe: Ingredients 2 small onions, sliced 4 garlic cloves, chopped 6 rashers of bacon,chopped 3 boneless, skinless… Read more »

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30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 5

Day 05 — This is embarrassing but on average I cause the toilet to overflow about this many times a year because of deposits I made… 3 times. Now you know it. Once I had to break it down with a toothbrush because the “thing” was staring back at me and it would not flush… Read more »

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30 Days of blogging Honesty – Day 2

Day 02 — Not including food, blogging or television, my most guilty pleasure (this includes chocolate)… Oh Tom Baker, why did you have to go and remove food from the list? I have so MANY guilty pleasures in there! Like eating Thai Ramen with Sea Food Taste which stinks up the house and smells like… Read more »

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30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 1

The one thing that it seems like everyone else on the planet is into but I just cannot stand is … Justin Bieber. Sorry bieberfans but I cannot stand the squeaky voiced “teen wonder”. His music is appaling and his verses are as well thought as a small kid putting fingerprints on a canvas. I… Read more »