Posts Categorized: Funny People

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Summer Plans

It’s summertime still! I have been so happy just to look outside and feel the breeze blowing! And the birds chirping! And the warm sun rays coming down on my cheek. I’ve been so pumped up by this feeling that I never ever wish for the winter to come again. Hmmm, better move off to… Read more »

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An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away

“Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower… Read more »

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Funny Exam Answers

We were all students once. And gradeschoolers. And preschoolers. But I don’t remember messing up as bad as this: Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

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Italians – Wedding Night

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. “Don’t worry, Maria. Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take care of you.” So up she went. When she got… Read more »

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Women and Continents

Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the ages of 46 and 56… Read more »

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Honeymoon

The couple has been married only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. “Honey,” says he to his new bride, “I’ll be right back…” “Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asks the wife. “I’m going to the bar, Pretty… Read more »

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Stage Set and Action!

So here I am on a Friday afternoon, thinking I haven’t shared much of myself with the online world lately. But why should I? Why would somebody on the other end of the world be interested in what I’m doing in my day to day life? What I like, what I don’t  – what gets… Read more »

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Rednecks Jedi

You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…” You ever said the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. At least one wing of your X-Wings is… Read more »