Posts Categorized: Funny People

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Italians – Wedding Night

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. “Don’t worry, Maria. Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take care of you.” So up she went. When she got… Read more »

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Women and Continents

Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the ages of 46 and 56… Read more »

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Honeymoon

The couple has been married only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. “Honey,” says he to his new bride, “I’ll be right back…” “Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asks the wife. “I’m going to the bar, Pretty… Read more »

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Stage Set and Action!

So here I am on a Friday afternoon, thinking I haven’t shared much of myself with the online world lately. But why should I? Why would somebody on the other end of the world be interested in what I’m doing in my day to day life? What I like, what I don’t  – what gets… Read more »

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Rednecks Jedi

You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…” You ever said the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. At least one wing of your X-Wings is… Read more »

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Playboy Cover

On the cover of Playboy Vaslui (Vaslui is a rural city in Romania) you can see the following text: – top corner: “Live your life!” – Bottom title: Buranovo Grannies – Bottom caption: The hottest grannies of the moment take their clothes off just for you. Release your inner Vaslui-person. (I think they love granny… Read more »

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Love Japan for the Swimsuits

Another nail in the coffin of the textile industry.  Goodbye Momma, I’m Off to Yokohama .  Keep the Honda’s in Japan and import the swimsuits and they could be useful as sling -shots too ! [slideshow]