Posts Categorized: Funny People

The Swearing Pianist – Joke

This bloke walks into the poshest restaurant in town and says, “Where’s the god damn, mother fucking Manager you cock sucking arse wipe.” The waiter is naturally taken aback and replies, “Excuse me, sir, but could you please refrain from using that sort of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as… Read more »

Your 2021 Horoscope

ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don’t give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn’t care less. You’re the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

Academic Talk – Funny

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph.D. dissertation or academic paper anywhere! Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things “It has long been known” = I didn’t look up the original reference…. Read more »

About Women

* Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. * Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’. * Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone… Read more »

I’m a Professional Nurse * Joke

I won’t laugh, said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over 15 years of working here, I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay, then,” Said Randy, and he proceeded to drop his pants revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AA battery…. Read more »