I won’t laugh, said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over 15 years of working here, I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay, then,” Said Randy, and he proceeded to drop his pants revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AA battery…. Read more »
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?” “Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one… Read more »
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Candles are years Happy Birthday to you!
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn’t get with the program. Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well. When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites. Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory…. Read more »