Posts Categorized: Funny People

Confucius Says – Funny Sayings

America good place to put Chinese restaurant. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Star Wars … with Pants

Just in case you think you’ve heard it all… We got our hands on a little known about revision of the original Star Wars movie script that substitutes the word “pants” into many of the lines…

Southern Medical Terms

Benign……………………. What you be, after you be eight. Artery……………………. The study of paintings. Bacteria………………….. Back door to cafeteria. Barium……………………. What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section…………… A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan…………………… Searching for Kitty. Cauterize…………………. Made eye contact with her. Colic…………………….. A sheep dog. Coma……………………… A punctuation mark. D&C………………………. Where Washington is. Dilate……………………. To… Read more »

The Swearing Pianist – Joke

This bloke walks into the poshest restaurant in town and says, “Where’s the god damn, mother fucking Manager you cock sucking arse wipe.” The waiter is naturally taken aback and replies, “Excuse me, sir, but could you please refrain from using that sort of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as… Read more »

Your 2021 Horoscope

ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don’t give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn’t care less. You’re the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

Academic Talk – Funny

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph.D. dissertation or academic paper anywhere! Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things “It has long been known” = I didn’t look up the original reference…. Read more »

About Women

* Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. * Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’. * Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone… Read more »