Posts Categorized: Funny People

Skeleton Jokes for Kids and not only

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit ! Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

Ghost Jokes for kids and not only!

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? .A: Dayscare centers. Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]

HOUSES TO AVOID AT HALLOWEEN

* Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole. * Any house made of food. * Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement. * Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop right above it. * Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas. * Any house that growls “get… Read more »

Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …

You get winded from knocking on the door. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. You ask for high fiber candy only. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. People say, “What a scary mask!” but you’re not wearing a mask! When… Read more »

Animal Jokes

What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck. A farmer and his brand new bride are riding home in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbles. The farmer says, “That’s once.” A little further along, the horse… Read more »