Today we busy ourselves with cute sleeping doggies (and one kitten) and the origin or a well known expression. ‘Let sleeping dogs lie’ derives from the long-standing observation that dogs are often unpredictable when they are suddenly disturbed. Geoffrey Chaucer was one of the first to put this notion into print, in Troilus and Criseyde,… Read more »
A man was drinking in a bar. Next to him was a beautiful German Shepherd. A woman was admiring the dog and the man said.. “yes he is a lovely dog but I’m still training him” “oh!” She said. “what sort of things are you training him to do”? “Well right now I’m training him… Read more »
Dogs don’t cry (unless they have to pee). Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Claws of Fury Midnight Yelping
A man sees a sign outside a house – ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. “Do you really talk?” he asks the dog. “Yes,” the Labrador replies…. Read more »
I will lend to you for awhile a puppy, God said, For you to love him while he lives and to mourn for him when he is gone. Maybe for twelve or fourteen years, or maybe for two or three But will you, till I call him back take care of him for me? He’ll… Read more »