Posts Categorized: Computers

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Top Ten Windows Errors

1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3. Close your eyes and press escape three times. 4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 5. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding. 6. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)… Read more »

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If Microsoft Built Bikes…

1 – New seats would require everyone to have the same size ass. 2 – We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Petrol(tm). 3 – The oil, charge, petrol, and other warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Protection Bike Fault” warning light. 4 – Sun Motorsystems would make a bike that was… Read more »