Posts Categorized: Computers

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Black and White

Went through my gaming bundle this weekend and guess what I’ve found – Black and White. The original. Not Pokemon, but a game so simple as it was hard. In this game, you play a god (cow god, wolf god, monkey god). It makes you ask yourself – Who do you want to be? Do… Read more »

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Sexiest Animated Character Ever!

I have been looking for a game to play for a while and I have been looking at the Final Fantasy options as the storyline is always good and there is always a hot guy in the mix. I came across Final Fantasy Dirge of Cerberus and …. wow! This guy looks like my ideal… Read more »

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Fractals

“I find the ideas in the fractals, both as a body of knowledge and as a metaphor, an incredibly important way of looking at the world.”  – Vice President and Nobel Laureate Al Gore, New York Times, Wednesday, June 21, 2000, discussing some of the “big think” questions that intrigue him. A fractal is a symetrical compositions… Read more »

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Computer viruses

Ellen Degeneres virus Your PC suddenly claims it’s a MAC. Monica Lewinsky virus Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Titanic virus Makes your whole computer go down. Disney virus Everything in the computer goes Goofy. Mike Tyson virus Quits after one byte. Prozac virus Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care…. Read more »

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Computer Jokes

“Apple” (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. “Hex Dump” – Where Witches put used Curses? “I drank WHAT!?” – Socrates (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer *I* didn’t do it, the *computer* did it! ?ti t’nseod ,nainognilK sdnuos tI A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A flashlight is a case… Read more »

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Poetry for Nerds

T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. Snowman The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens, While visions… Read more »

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Top Ten Windows Errors

1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3. Close your eyes and press escape three times. 4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 5. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding. 6. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)… Read more »