Posts By: theFerkel

Southern Medical Terms

Benign……………………. What you be, after you be eight. Artery……………………. The study of paintings. Bacteria………………….. Back door to cafeteria. Barium……………………. What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section…………… A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan…………………… Searching for Kitty. Cauterize…………………. Made eye contact with her. Colic…………………….. A sheep dog. Coma……………………… A punctuation mark. D&C………………………. Where Washington is. Dilate……………………. To… Read more »

The Swearing Pianist – Joke

This bloke walks into the poshest restaurant in town and says, “Where’s the god damn, mother fucking Manager you cock sucking arse wipe.” The waiter is naturally taken aback and replies, “Excuse me, sir, but could you please refrain from using that sort of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as… Read more »

Meet me, the new Project Manager

Based on your response, you may want to work on the following areas. Communication Managing a project can be a highly stressful. Good communication skills are essential in helping you to work effectively, build solid stakeholder relationships, prevent unnecessary misunderstandings, and navigate day-to-day deadlines. Successful project management communication is about being supportive, remaining on top… Read more »

Your 2021 Horoscope

ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don’t give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn’t care less. You’re the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

Academic Talk – Funny

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph.D. dissertation or academic paper anywhere! Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things “It has long been known” = I didn’t look up the original reference…. Read more »

About Women

* Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. * Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’. * Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone… Read more »