Heath Ledger’s portrayal of the Joker remains one of the most popular villains in movie history. Like Ledger, Joaquin Phoenix recently won an Oscar for portraying the Joker on the big screen. But while his performance as Arthur Fleck was undeniably raw and powerful, it still doesn’t hold a candle to the palpable sense of… Read more »
Can I say I simply love Dina Goldstein’s photography? https://www.dinagoldstein.com/ Digital photography on paper imagining the intersection between fantasy and reality. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]
Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.) Employ the vernacular. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. Contractions aren’t necessary. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. One should never generalize…. Read more »
INTRODUCTION: Having had a lot of experience of relationships, sexual encounters and the male psyche I feel that I am in an excellent position to offer help and advice to “would-be Casanovas”. Men and women are so very different and require handling in specific ways, especially when it comes to matters of courtship. I’m sure… Read more »
1. Your backside is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from having an elicit affair. 7. Car mechanics tell you… Read more »
There would be a “Rehearsal Dinner Kegger” until the cops showed up. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]
* You lose arguments with inanimate objects. * You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. * Job interfering with your drinking. * Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. * Career won’t progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts. * The back of your head keeps getting… Read more »
You know you’re old, when your mind and body aren’t what they used to be. Did the fine print shrink? (This is called bifocals denial.) Do your knees buckle, but your belt won’t? Have your beauty marks sprouted hair? Does the gleam in your eyes comes from the sun hitting your bifocals? Do your joints… Read more »
“Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..” “But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?” “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?” Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]
Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England? A. Yes, it comes after the third of July! Q. How many birthdays does the average man have? A. 1 Just one! Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]