Posts By: theFerkel

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Types of Pussy

1. Expensive Pussy Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following – fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category. Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great. Disadvantages: Many, mostly in… Read more »

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Women Driving

Nothing worse than some women driving! Now – I would be a bitch if I did not say it also happened to me! In 2009 I got stuck with my red Golf in the middle of a mud field. Here I was thinking that a golf is the same as a 4×4… It isn’t! It… Read more »

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Office Terms for the busy people

BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves. SALMON DAY – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get… Read more »

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Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

Ten worst pick up lines: 1. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 2. Excuse me is that a space suit you’re wearing, because your ass is out of this world. 3. If I follow you home, will you keep me? 4. The voices in my head say you should go out… Read more »