Posts By: theFerkel

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A biker and a cop

A guy was riding his Hyabusa at 95 on the M62, when he noticed a jam sandwich coming up behind him. The patrol car flashed him and put on the blues. The rider wound on the throttle and got up to 110, the copper was still there, he wound it up to 130, still the… Read more »

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If Microsoft Built Bikes…

1 – New seats would require everyone to have the same size ass. 2 – We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Petrol(tm). 3 – The oil, charge, petrol, and other warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Protection Bike Fault” warning light. 4 – Sun Motorsystems would make a bike that was… Read more »

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Politically Correct Male and Female Descriptions

“Politically Correct” Male Descriptions He does not have a beer gut… He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not quiet… He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is not stupid… He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time… He discovers Alternative Destinations. He is not balding… He… Read more »

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Police Quotes

These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write… Read more »