Posts By: theFerkel

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Funny Cat Pictures

We all know how cute these cats can be, especially when they want something from us humans. When it comes to food, the best pics are on ihazcheezeburger.com or something like this. The rest are picked up from here and there (a few from 9Gag.com – which by the way got me addicted recently) Here’s… Read more »

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Cat Translations of common Miaws

Miaow Feed me. Meeow Pet me. Mrooww I love you. Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don’t wait up. Mrow I feel like making noise. Rrrow-mawww Please, the time has come to tidy the litter box Rrrow-miawww I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the… Read more »

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Funny Parent Definitions

Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family… AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too. DEFENSE: what you’d better have around… Read more »

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A dog called SEX

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to… Read more »

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In the beginning … Joke

In the beginning after God created Adam and Eve, he asked, “Which one would like to pee standing up?” Adam went crazy, shouting that he wanted to pee standing up. “Fine,” said God, “Women get multiple orgasms.” Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]