Posts By: theFerkel

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Computer Jokes

“Apple” (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. “Hex Dump” – Where Witches put used Curses? “I drank WHAT!?” – Socrates (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer *I* didn’t do it, the *computer* did it! ?ti t’nseod ,nainognilK sdnuos tI A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A flashlight is a case… Read more »

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Translation Joke – Archeology

An esteemed professor of archeology was back from a dig in Israel where the oldest settlement in that part of the world had been discovered, along with a tablet containing drawings of what was thought to be the world’s oldest writing. The professor was there to give a slide show lecture and the hall was… Read more »

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Creative Business Cards

A business card is a way to introduce yourself to a potential client, investor or a way to generate a buzz. The people who had these business cards created had all three things in mind. If you want one for your company, why not give these guys a ring? They are UK based and their… Read more »

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Twelve Monks – Joke

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached… Read more »

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Poetry for Nerds

T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. Snowman The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens, While visions… Read more »

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When Hell Freezes Over

I believe you have all heard the expression “When Hell Freezes Over!” – but did you know that the Black Sea did actually freeze? Several Years even? Pictures are taken from the Romanian and Ukrainian sea side. If you have more photos, please mail them to me 🙂

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Chuck Norris is Awesome

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. There… Read more »

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Blonde Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat! Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. Q: Why don’t they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna. Q: What’s the… Read more »