Posts By: theFerkel

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When Hell Freezes Over

I believe you have all heard the expression “When Hell Freezes Over!” – but did you know that the Black Sea did actually freeze? Several Years even? Pictures are taken from the Romanian and Ukrainian sea side. If you have more photos, please mail them to me 🙂

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Chuck Norris is Awesome

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. There… Read more »

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Blonde Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat! Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. Q: Why don’t they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna. Q: What’s the… Read more »

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Happy 1st of March! Martzishor fericit!

It’s the 1st of March and to all the ladies out there, here’s my present: hunky hunks hunking around! Sexy or what? Which one is your favourite? I currently sway between Daniel Craig and Heath Ledger (when he still had hair). I must have a thing for blondes 😀 [slideshow]

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Top Ten Windows Errors

1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3. Close your eyes and press escape three times. 4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 5. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding. 6. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)… Read more »

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A biker and a cop

A guy was riding his Hyabusa at 95 on the M62, when he noticed a jam sandwich coming up behind him. The patrol car flashed him and put on the blues. The rider wound on the throttle and got up to 110, the copper was still there, he wound it up to 130, still the… Read more »

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If Microsoft Built Bikes…

1 – New seats would require everyone to have the same size ass. 2 – We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Petrol(tm). 3 – The oil, charge, petrol, and other warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Protection Bike Fault” warning light. 4 – Sun Motorsystems would make a bike that was… Read more »

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Politically Correct Male and Female Descriptions

“Politically Correct” Male Descriptions He does not have a beer gut… He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not quiet… He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is not stupid… He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time… He discovers Alternative Destinations. He is not balding… He… Read more »