Posts By: theFerkel

Best Joker Quotes from the Dark Knight – Why so serious?

Heath Ledger’s portrayal of the Joker remains one of the most popular villains in movie history. Like Ledger, Joaquin Phoenix recently won an Oscar for portraying the Joker on the big screen. But while his performance as Arthur Fleck was undeniably raw and powerful, it still doesn’t hold a candle to the palpable sense of… Read more »

Funny Writing Techniques for any aspiring author

Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.) Employ the vernacular. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. Contractions aren’t necessary. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. One should never generalize…. Read more »

HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL WITH WOMEN!

INTRODUCTION: Having had a lot of experience of relationships, sexual encounters and the male psyche I feel that I am in an excellent position to offer help and advice to “would-be Casanovas”. Men and women are so very different and require handling in specific ways,  especially when it comes to matters of courtship. I’m sure… Read more »

37 Perks of being a man

1. Your backside is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from having an elicit affair. 7. Car mechanics tell you… Read more »

Signs that you are too drunk * Funny

* You lose arguments with inanimate objects. * You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. * Job interfering with your drinking. * Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. * Career won’t progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts. * The back of your head keeps getting… Read more »

You’re Old When * Joke

You know you’re old, when your mind and body aren’t what they used to be. Did the fine print shrink? (This is called bifocals denial.) Do your knees buckle, but your belt won’t? Have your beauty marks sprouted hair? Does the gleam in your eyes comes from the sun hitting your bifocals? Do your joints… Read more »