- You get winded from knocking on the door.
- You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
- You ask for high fiber candy only.
- When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
- People say, “What a scary mask!” but you’re not wearing a mask!
- When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
- By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
- You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
- You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
- You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Skeleton Jokes for Kids and not only
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit ! Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]
Posted on October 19, 2021 by theFerkel