- * Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole.
- * Any house made of food.
- * Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.
- * Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop right above it.
- * Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.
- * Any house that growls “get out.”
- * Any house where the furniture seems to be walking across the living room floor.
- * Any house that looks like a giant pulsating orb floating 3 feet off the ground.
- * Any house with various and extremely realistic statues in the front yard of people in odd “running away” poses.
- * Any house that wasn’t there only a minute ago.
Skeleton Jokes for Kids and not only
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit ! Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone. Click to rate this post! [Total: 0 Average: 0]
Posted on October 19, 2021 by theFerkel