Ant Jokes * Clean Children Humour

  • Who ever knew there were jokes about ants.
  • Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
  • What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
  • What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
  • Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
  • What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
  • How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
  • What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
  • What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
  • What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
  • What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
  • What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
  • Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
  • What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ? An ant’s mouth !
  • How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
  • What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
  • What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
  • What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
  • What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
  • What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
  • What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
  • What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics
  • What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano? Discordant!
  • What do you call an and with frogs legs? An antphibian !
  • Who is the most famous French ant? Napoleant!
  • Why did the ant-elope? Nobody gnu!
  • Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!

Written by theFerkel