The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the… Read more »
Who ever knew there were jokes about ants. Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant ! What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants ! Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein ! What is even bigger than… Read more »
Quarters are like gold. Be creative in the dining hall. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry’s, Ho-Hos and Oreos Make sure your alarm… Read more »
I had a bit of an interesting run as a woman. I had the luck of being able to date in my 30s and had good and bad relationships, long and short ones with dudes that were awesome and dudes that had a ton of red flags. Here’s my top 5:
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How To Wash The Cat 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water. 3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so… Read more »
If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?