Monthly Archives: February 17, 2021

Alice in Wonderland – and the psychological condition named after it

Alice in Wonderland syndrome is a disorienting neurological condition that affects human perception to the senses of vision, hearing, touch, sensation, and the phenomenon of time. Individuals affected with Alice in Wonderland syndrome can experience alterations in their perception of the size of objects or their own body parts, known as metamorphopsias. It is known… Read more »

Find out what men really mean when they say…

“I’M GOING FISHING” Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “IT’S A GUY THING” Means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical”…. Read more »

Things not to say to a cop when you’re pulled over…

I only had one officer Mr. Keg.. Back off Barney, I’ve got a piece. Want to race to the station, Sparky? I know I was weaving, but I can’t find the Honeycomb Hideout! On the way to the station let’s get a twelve pack. You’ll never get those cuffs on me…You Pussy! Come on write… Read more »

List of Barbies Never Seen

The Barbie doll enjoys being one of the worlds most popular toys. However, along the way to getting that status, there were a number of doll variations that never quite made it. This is a list of the Barbie dolls that you most likely haven’t seen on store shelves lately…

This is the ultimate guide to good food eating for bachelors

1. BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable “spots” that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are good indications that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment. 2. CANNED GOODS: Any canned goods that have… Read more »

Frenemies may make these comments! Or you might! * Funny

When you hear these comments don’t assume their positive sound is all they intend to be. Backhanded comments really are a kicker. “That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure.” “You’re smarter than you look.” “You drive very well, for a woman.”

Compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers..

Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High”. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.