10 funny software puns that will get any developer chuckling (or cringing)

  1. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
  2. I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn’t get with the program.
  3. Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well.
  4. When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites.
  5. Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory.
  6. Technically speaking a programmer’s favorite subject with his boss is usually arrays.
  7. A crazy programmer with a cold is a coughing hacker.
  8. A computer program attached to an electric chair would have to have its execution checked carefully.
  9. Computer geeks always look scruffy because they only take milliseconds to refresh.
  10. Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.


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