So how bad is the economy really doing, you ask?
- Women are having sex with their husbands/boyfriends because they can’t afford batteries.
- Jury Duty is now considered a good-paying job.
- I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor a British Child’ commercials!
- I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
- CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
- My ATM gave me an IOU!
- A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
- I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
- I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with the purchase was a bank.
- If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- McDonald’s is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from Liverpool.
- Parents in London fired their nannies and learned the names of their children.
- My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
- A truckload of Englishmen was caught sneaking into France.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
