Loads and loads of terrible Star Wars Jokes

Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow!

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Q: What program do Jedi use to view PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi

Q: What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?
A: Wookieeleaks

Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
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Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing?
A: At the Darth Maul

Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
A: A Sithy

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high

Q: Why didn’t Luke cross the road?
A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.

Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A: Star Wars

Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A: A bow TIE.

Q: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
A: A yo-yoda

Q: What song would Darth Vader sing if he were a Disney character?
A: “When You Wish Upon A Death Star”

Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter

Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arrrrr2-D2 

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Q: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.

Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.

Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together

Q: What do you call potatoes that have turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots

Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
A: Obi Wan Baloney

Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!

Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he’s always making new friends! 

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Q: What do Gungans put things in?
A: Jar Jars

Q: Why was yoda such a good gardener?
A: He had a green thumb!

Q: What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?
A: Mango Fett!

Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A: The appetizer.

Q: What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?
A: “Use the FORK, Luke.”

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
A: An ele-Vader.

Q: What would you call Padme if she was a dog?
A: Petme Imadoggie.

951ab648964fd23042096a1658287c5e--monster-characters-star-fox.jpgQ: Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?
A: He needed a bank clone!

Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss?
A: Ouch.

Q: What’s the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

Q: How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
A: With a woo-key

tumblr_mcl8cxp1Xa1rjmh05o1_1280.jpgQ: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
A: “The”

Q: Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?
A: Because they were too BOOT-iful!

Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.

Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
A: Time to get a new chronometer.

Q: Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?
A: So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”

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