Flabbergasted: To be appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Carpet: A domesticated animal you love to drive around in your vehicle.
Gardening: Just another day at the plant.
Satellite: A low-fat version of Saturday.
Washington – A truckload of dirty laundry.
Forlorn – the patch of grass at the front of your home.
Seamstress – What happens to your clothing if you pull on the sleeves.
Diplomat – Something a dinosaur uses to cover his living-room floor.
Pharmacist – Someone who helps out with harvesting the crops.
Window – What you hope to do when you visit a casino.
Dreadlocks – The fear of not being able to open a door.