Scary Halloween for ya lot

  • Why did the ghost have to leave the Halloween party early?
    He couldn’t handle his boo’s!

In a particular clinic, there were two Dr. Smiths. A man walks in and tells
the secretary that he’d like to see Dr. Smith.
“Which doctor?” asks the secretary.
“Gosh, I hope not.”

  • Why did the witch accidentally turn someone into a road?
    She forgot to use spell check!
  • Cemeteries are always popular on Halloween. You might say people are dying to get in!
  • Why are vampires so easy to trick on Halloween?
    They’re all suckers!
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