- Baptisms: After Easter, the North and South ends of the church will be utilised. Children will be baptised at both ends.
- Bible Study: Richard, my friend’s little grandson came home from Sunday School and I asked him what they had studied.
His reply was, ‘Nothing.’ So I asked him, ‘Didn’t you study Jesus?’ Richard’s reply was, ‘No, he wasn’t even there.’
- Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
I’m a Professional Nurse * Joke
I won’t laugh, said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over 15 years of working here, I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay, then,” Said Randy, and he proceeded to drop his pants revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AA battery…. Read more »
Posted on January 24, 2020 by theFerkel