Funny Church Notices for Easter

  • Baptisms: After Easter, the North and South ends of the church will be utilised. Children will be baptised at both ends.
  • Bible Study: Richard, my friend’s little grandson came home from Sunday School and I asked him what they had studied.
    His reply was, ‘Nothing.’ So I asked him, ‘Didn’t you study Jesus?’ Richard’s reply was, ‘No, he wasn’t even there.’
  • Come work for the Lord.  The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low.  But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Written by theFerkel