Happy Easter Quotes for Easter 2017

Here are the best funny Easter quotes to add the light and humor to your celebrations. In this special day, all the Christians engage in exchanging the gifts with the dear ones as tokens of happiness and prosperity.

It will be the fun time for little kids and parents, so in that occasion use, those funny Easter quotes to share the joy.

  • Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
    A: An egghead.

    Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
    A: He was a little chicken!

    Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A: A receding hareline.

    Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
    A: He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.

    Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
    A: A slam duck.

    Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
    A. Two points, just like anyone else on the team.

    Q. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
    A. The Ether Bunny

    Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
    A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

    Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.

    Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
    A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Sign on bathroom door
Your Easter Egg is near now,
On this I’d like to bet
The next place that it’s hiding in
You’re bound to get a little wet.   (Egg hiding in the bath)

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